Donkey Of The Day

Two things....
Don't go to jail 
and don't f*ck with Azealia crazy ass Banks 

Donkey of the day definitely goes to the KING TI. There's many things in this life time that you don't do and messing with Singer/Rapper Azealia Banks is not one. I'm not sure exactly what he's on but he's been snapping on people left and right. TI is featured on Iggy's new single titled No Mediocre and wanted to let everyone know nothing or no one around him is mediocre. Well...Azealia has something to say about that and it wasn't nice. Taking to her twitter (whats up with the celebs cyber fighting?) to say "No Mediocre....Have you seen your wife?" sending tip in a furry. One thing you won't do is talk about the the kings kids or estranged wife and think that he won't let it go unnoticed. So he took to his instagram account to let her know he's not the one. 

“U musty-mouthed-thot-bot-bad-body-syphilis-lipped-rectum-vomit-unimportant-ugggggly-monstrosity-of-a-maggot-ass BIIIIIIIITCCHHHH!!!!!! If u speak ill of my family again….. I WILL END YOU!!!!!! #OnPHIL #OnDOE #NoBuuulllshit people fall down stairs daily…. U better watch yo step,u ungly-ass Gremlin-baby #nerveofdisCretin #fuckouttahea”

Well damn, I knew TIP had it in him, but on little ol lame azealia? save all that for Mayweather buddy and although I thought TIP read her her rights, she sure didn't take any time to clapback with the insulting picture above on her instagram account:

 
“Men have such deluded ideas about what women should be doing. The nigga shouting bad b-tches this bad b-tches that, is almost always at home with some busted bumpkin. rap is not real. These n-ggas are all fronters. But your wife has meth face. And your wife can’t read. I saw you backstage at Kanye and you had nothing to say. I stood next to you ON PURPOSE. To see if you would say something. I’m taller than you in my heels. Come see me n-gga. And come by yourself. Guess who’s about to get sued for threatening me! N-ggas Love Jail.”
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"this grown ass man with kids went and cropped his favorite part of the atlantis video and really threatened to put hands on me LOL. N-ggas really do be hella pussy. u went to jail a million times for guns and drugs and are gonna turn around and threaten some girl. yea i shouldn’t of said it, BUT SO WHAT, IT WAS FUNNY, really had to take it to threats? This is not a good look for you black man, it really isn’t. You’ve already been to jail for drugs and guns, your wife can’t read… can you be more of a statistic? You see what i mean when i say hip-hop is a minstrel show? BET HE WON’T DO SH-T. But sit and simmer, and watch the rest of the atlantis video. T.I be voguing to atlantis. He be like YAAAAS B-TCH YAAAS"


With all that being said, I don't think there's a question at who did the reading of the rights! Anyway, TIP needs to cool out somewhere where's the hustle in that?

Ratchet Review | Love and Hip Hop VIII

In between broke boys, Karlie Redd's tilted wig, new cast members and DNA test I'm complete and utterly done with Mona. I don't know what was funnier last night, the episode or black twitter. First things first, never in the world of national television should you get your 70 year old behind up on somebody's television show and say that you prefer small vienna sausages over a "colossal" any day. That was last week's episode however I'm still in tears about that. Only word I can describe for miss Karlie Redd is W A C K. The 70 year old is wack that's it and that's all. What else is wack? Messy Kaleena telling Karlie to post that childish picture of the guys. Yeah, she's wack too. If Rasheeda doesn't get herself together, she'll be the newest member of the wack clique! Keep all sausage pictures to yourself ain't nobody tryna see dumb and dumber have a sausage contest. However I will say that the episode made for good twitter beef between the two and a hell of a lot of laughs for me. 

On another note, it was good seeing Ariane on last night's episode being that she's barely been on the show at all this season which I don't blame. Too many animals running a muck ! However it was cute to see her play as Iyanla Vanzant to Erica and her broke boy problems, who really needs it. I understand Erica was trying to hold it down for her man which of course is the number one rule is the "Down Girl" rule book. Funny how it seems like we as women are always put in a position to prove we can hold a guy down. *sideye*  Meanwhile he can't even hold himself up.Sigh. I don't understand how he has the cohonis to get on the show every week and scream BROKE.I mean, this young man tried to TAKE gas money from her. Literally snatch it out of her hand...There's so many things I could say but I'll just leave it with Fix It Jesus!  I pray men don't look at him now as a exception to scream broke and it didn't help that black twitter didn't let him live last night, I ALMOST felt bad....almost. Although I hope that's the last of O'shea The Broke Model that we see I'm tired of seeing his lying broke twin Freako Kniko. It was about time Mimi kicked his butt out however I wish that could have happened sooner, he's been a rat. I'm just interested to see how he handles this Althea situation being that she's loving the crew. First Freako, then Steven Hoerdan (Stevie J) and now Benzino? too many wack boys for me. That's a secret I'd take to the grave. OH! and I think it's alittle ironic that NOW Mimi wants to ask about the tape, Girl ....you already knew. 

I like how Mona keeps adding all these new cast members to the show including messy Kaleena who I could honestly care less for. I guess Dirty Money stopped writing her checks and she had to join the ghetto cast to stay relevant. Hmm not that many people knew who the hell she was to begin with. I guess her debut scene will be next week when she reveals she's a proud member of the LGBT community. (no shade, I live for the gays.) oh, and she's married....to a man and like any hoodlum seems as though he's enjoying it. Guess we'll have to tune in next week to catch that, in the mean time she's just being a roach to everybody elses ratchet relationships. I just want her to sit down, change her hair color, shut up and be black. THATS IT! I don't think that is a hard request to fulfill. Her messy counterpartner, Kirk is trying to turn over a new leaf with rasheeda's nagging mother. I'm over that woman now, she's giving me Momma Joyce fever and nobody's got time for that. Just take care of baby Karter and leave Kirk with his 4 earring alone. He didn't come here for this. Although he was all types of wrong for mushing that woman in the head. I'm still laughing at that. I wish my husband would. I just feel bad for him because Momma Rasheeda is not going to let Kirk and his 4 earrings live that DNA test down. We're gonna hear about that the rest of the season. *eyerolls*

Moving on....Was I the only one last night that realized that the episode was just taped? I had major side eye and alot of of questions for messy mona seeing as though Steven Hoerdan refered to Joseline as Solange in the Elevator when she tried to kick him in the art gallery.....#TholangeGate just happened, how they know about that? Which has left me completely confused now on how these episodes are panned out. If you didn't know the show was scripted before...Thank Steven Hoerdan! the husband who doesn't want to be a husband but wants a wife. *sideeye* I'm completely over Stevie J and his little lines although they are the reason I watch every week and make me laugh so damn hard but I can't blame him for his stupidity. These dumb women fall for it every single times. NEVER FAILS but this is also the chick who couldn't even appreciate a date to the art gallery. These chicks don't want culture. It's obvious joseline isn't in to anything other than a beef cake and getting paid. My lord, what the hell has this place called earth come to?No shade to her game though, do what you gotta do! even if that does mean putting a few racy pictures on twitter of you with a beaten face and of you holding some white substance then claiming twitter hacked...I don't tell the business, I just report it. On another note since it's unsure if they are still filming; how messy would it be if Steven Hoerdan's million dollar walk of shame was caught on VH1 tapes? I know, that would be just too good for TV plus I'm sure Mona doesn't want the world to know she bailed out her moneymaker to keep the show going. The Hoerdan's sure are having a good year, in the good words of Pastor Jamal Bryant These Hoes Ain't Loyal"

Until Next Week...

The Gift In Goodbye | An Awkward Girls Open Letter

It's with joy to confess that this post IS NOT inspired by me and my chaos with MEN. 

I don't understand why we as women even have to go through what it is that we do but I'm starting to believe that we not only allow these things to happen, we kinda ask for it. I was having a kumbaya moment or shall I say intervention on my favorite hopeless romantic and one of my greatest friends. I use to be the one giving her LIFE when I talked about my very own love life.Boy.How, the roles have reversed. Now it is SHE who is giving me life with these boyfriends for a week stories.  Sometimes we as women jump so quick and get so excited when a new man has come in our lives and then we have those moments when you've been listening to so much Beyonce and Keyshia Cole because that man broke your heart and now you've got your guard up so high that he can't even get to you. The "Game" well, there is no game. It's pretty simple, if your in a relationship you just do things right and if it's not working for you after that, LEAVE! I don't understand why people hold on to others who aren't even on the path as they are. It interesting to see people show off the fact that they are in a unhappy relationship. What's the point of showing off that you and your significant other barely get along. Then there are these reality shows that are glorifying infidelity? what part of the game is that? people are more obsessed with the thought of a relationship then actually trying to maintain one. When's the last time you actually liked the person you dated. I know that's a strange question because everybody believes that they are in love and like to say the least. However, honestly. When have you looked past everything and thought to yourself, "if they didn't have A,B,C, or D I'd still be there." I can only really say that about one person...maybe two. Truth is though, people don't like each other anymore. Just what they do for one another until it's no longer beneficial. So I'm taking a step back and focusing on liking. I want to make sure that if you told me you were broke and busted or whatever the case maybe that I still liked you for you. I could sit in the house for 24hours straight and be satisfied. That's the type of  relationship that I desire and to those that think it's impossible, I've experienced it before so I know it's possible and if you question what happened people steer away but there's always a chance that it could come back around. One thing I'm done doing is wasting time. Mine and theirs for whatever reason. It's not worth it and at the end of the day all your really doing is adding mileage. I don't want to waste your time if I don't like you because it's too many consequences and some of those consequences can last a lifetime. If  people could realize how much time they waste moving from one to the next or entertaining someone they see no future with then maybe they'd quit complaining about all the drama they allow in their lives. In other words, if it ain't whatcha want, let it GO. 

Destiny's Child | Kelly's have a baby!

Move over Bey! There's a new destiny's child...

Now, the above picture makes sense as to why the legendary ladies above were showing mommy to be; Kelly Rowland so much love. Days after rumors spread like wildfire that there might be a baby sitting in those rock hard abs Mrs. Rowland took to her Instagram account to let us know that there was a little boy on the way! There's no word on how far along she may be but we do know that she's overjoyed. It's gotta be a mighty high to be on being that she recently shared vows in Costa Rica with her long time manager Tim Witherspoon.  All in all I wish the couple complete happiness can't wait to see the little cutie..especially in those cute little J's below. 

New Music| Yung Joc - I Got Bizness

"My lil' money girl she a go-getter"


I swear I've probably replayed it over and over again at least ten times. I definitely think Joc did it with this one even though it's been a very long time coming. "I Got B*tches" edited as "I Got Bizness" is probably one of the hottest southern summer jams yet to come this summer. Outside of the low budget video and Karlie Redd's little 5 seconds of whatever the hell she called herself doing, it's a decent joint. Hopefully Yung Joc will keep bringing us the hits! Haven't heard it? Check it out... 

French Kardashian Take It To Instagram

Another Day, Another secret relationship. 


I guess, my nightmare became true and my boo Khlomoney is taking things alittle serious with French. They could just be really good hang out partners but being that she's going through a divorce I know it's more going on than club hopping and shoulder crying. Not sure exactly how serious it may or may not be but I also heard that Khloe wanted Rapper, French Montana to attend her sister's wedding only for Kanye to tell her Hell No!. Not sure how true that is, but obviously, nobody is here for THIS! The Game seemed more genuine than this, but who am I to judge? Do ya thang khlomoney! If posting a "official" Instagram picture to prove it's real then go for it! Looking back at the "definites" and "possibles" French Montana has a good line up from Draya to Trina to chose from just to name a few. Whatever is going on, hope it doesn't last long. 

The Roller Coaster Mom vs The New Normal

It's interesting to see two woman use a roller coaster as different views on Motherhood and Marriage. The conversation started when one of the young ladies asked the room how many kids did they want. Just a general question not thinking deeply into it. People in the room started shouting out numbers "2...1....4.." the young lady asked her friend when she walked in how many children did she want and the woman answered "2". Her friend laughed a little and blurted out that she wanted three children. Her friend immediately shook her head at her and laughed telling her that she thought all kids who grew up without siblings wanted three kids. She, herself thought that it wouldn't be fair, saying that if they got on a roller coaster the third child would be alone forcing them to ride with a stranger. Well, her friend didn't exact have that vision, she said she thought it would be even because two of the kids can sit together and she could sit with the other child leaving her friends to ask the question of ....where was her husband? and she replied with.."I don't know, I didn't envision a husband." 

Now, this girl is not gay, very far from it but it's interesting that in this day and time it's so easy to see yourself raising a child on your own. Where have we gone wrong  these days that we now can see something that was once very uncommon as normality. Marriages in this day and time aren't sacred. It's completely normal and accepted for women and men to be single parents when in actuality they have no clue how much that effects their children and I can speak on that because I'm a child of a single parent. I've noticed that nobody is taking time out to really get to know each other anymore. Everything is about sex appeal until that gets old and then it's on to the next individual. To me,  "The Roller Coaster Mom" is the woman who still plays by the rules, someone who's vintage. The roller coaster mom still believes in marriage, and motherhood. While also not settling for deception or unfaithful behavior from her partner. She is consumed with "The Golden Principles"  that even if the ride is bumpy, she still stays on. Today, it's a lot easier to wipe your hands with a situation and walk into something else with someone new and create a continuous cycle which has; to me become the new normal. Interesting conversation, Just something to think on. How can we change this cycle? #Questionsthatneedanswers

Ratchet Review: Kandi's Ratchet Wedding | Rant I

I think the African American community was more amp'd for this wedding special than to see Kim K's dress be revealed and needless to say the episode started off with a BANG. First things first, when I heard Kandi say a "Coming to America" themed wedding my first thought was "What the hell?"  then she quickly said that is where she and Todd were when they first met eachother. Side note: Todd is a producer and he actually produced RHOA. Ironic right? All the shade throwing that I know I'm going to witness from Mama Joy is ridiculous. She can't talk  about loving and wanting her daughter to be happy when she isn't even truly happy. Chile, that woman is a mess. Side note: I think this show alittle scripted too #NoMona. It'll be interesting to watch this show wedding come together in just 5 weeks being that she has a big wedding party, no gowns made or her "customized" gown and wants a huge wedding, mind you..with a Walmart budget! Lordt, spend some of the money you have Kandi, it can't go with you when you die. It's cute to see with all this stress preparing for the big day to see Todd not only check her BFF about being there and doing her part but also keeping his wife to be's spirits high with his funny little stunts. Go Todd! and I know for a fact that it's hard for him to not want to snatch off Mama Joyce's wig with all her negativity. *Side eye* but no worries Todd! The Aunts are here to save the day, they definitely shut her down at lunch when she ranted on about his parents and how he's wrong for letting Kandi gain all the weight, I'd trade my skinny thighs for those yams any day! Yaas, hunty. I didn't expect for Kandi to get teary eyed when breaking down to her BFF Carmin about her behavior the last few days but Carmin did need to be checked! Don't disrespect candy or her man. You work for her! so stop being a diva and be there for your best friend like you should. I guess Carmin's story line is based on her keeping or losing her job due to  their friendship. Wheew, that's a hot place to be chile! The dramatics of this "wedding" are interesting but as we all know, it'll come together beautifully. Lions, tigers and bears too! 

until next week ! ....

New Music | Drake - 0 To 100 "The Catch Up"

OVO, Man we really with the shits, boy! 

Last night Drake blessed us with a new track that will probably be on your favorite playlist later. Over a old school New York like beat that is summer ready Drake raps about his passion for music and his "struggling" come up to become the star he is today! some issues with his cool papa he likes to talk about and of course it's not a Drake song without a few line drops about women! so it was tickling to hear him talk about his frustrations with women and how some epic nights with his boys could possibly cost him some trouble with his girlfriend when he got home. Overall, I enjoyed the 6 minute tune! Take a listen, below. 

All up in my phone, lookin' at pictures from the other night
She gon' be upset if she keep scrollin' to the left, dawg
She gon' see some shit that she don't wanna see
She ain't ready for it



Maybe I keep movin' forward and they just stagnant, they ain't movin' at all
But when they need a favor, who do they call?
Maybe I'm searchin' for the problems, askin' what was said and who was involved