Wednesday, May 7, 2014

Ratchet Review | Love and Hip Hop: Episode One






Lawd. Where do I start? Where do I staaart? FIRST! Let me start by saying that I was extremely disappointed with the first episode too. It wasn't enough for me but I guess it'll due til Monday. *sigh* Any who, I'm really feeling the Puerto Rican Princess this season SO FAR. I don't think she'll get that wedding bash she's dreaming up but keep dreaming girl, maybe next season...if they aren't swinging from God knows what to have a exciting storyline. *Side eye* She's completely turned down her look though, she's not so "stripperish" anymore. Good for you girl ! Moving on, I can't be the only person in the world who thought that MiMi could've at least cried some more or hit Nikko and make it look more believable that she didn't know the sex tape was leaked. I think that's the BARE MINIMUM....Then, the fact that she's flaunting her little claim to fame is crazy. Never would I EVER tell my friends I made a tape; especially if he was lame as hell. How do you make a flick with a lame-o? Lawd. In the good words of Phaedra Parks, FIX IT JEEZUS! I also thought it was tickling that she didn't care if her girls Erica and Ariane went to the wedding bash but was spending the time she had when she wasn't busting it open in front of the camera crew to find Stevie J & The Puerto Rican Princess marriage license. Girl, GONE! You knew you wanted and needed your rat pack there to find the scoop. I have a feeling that it's gonna be a lot of frontin' coming from Ms. MiMi and I'm not excited...Now to my favorite freshman's Wacka Flocka & his FiancĂ©e Tammy Rivera who happens to be my favorite right now. I really like these two together even though Wacka does come off alittle shady. However, I really hope that this show doesn't break them if Wacka doesn't do it first. Who seems to be breaking from this show is Rasheeda and her husband Kirk who would get caught DEAD telling my mother to keep her "old germs" off his "new" baby. Nobody has time for that! I mean, absolutely nobody. He would've been staying OUTSIDE of the house saying something like that. What I can't seem to understand is how in the world does Bambi continue to jump from show to show? I guess anything for the check chile. Started off with Benzino now she's dating Scrappy? Who's to take this girl serious? Because, I don't. For once I'm agreeing with the Queen and I must say, she's gotta go. Momma Dee needs to have her escorted out of the kingdom immediately! Where are the guards? Lol and Scrappy knows he's all types of wrong for having that inhaler on camera. I died at those two puffs for a good 30 minutes that was every bit of RATCHET. Lawwwd, anyway. I'm every bit of ready for Monday! 

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